Sunday, March 22, 2009

Punch Lines





He appears behind where I sit at the computer
and says with wide dare-you-to-believe-me eyes,

"Mom,
Colton is SO AWESOME."

"He can put 37 grapes in his mouth at one time!"

He observes my jaw-drop with satisfaction, puts his cereal bowl in the dishwasher,
and leaves me to turn back to my typing,
wondering at the post-fodder that so often just drops neatly into my lap.

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5 comments:

Beth said...

I love it! I need to start walking around with a recorder. Many, many parents would be amazed (or freaked out) by the things the kids tell us every day.

That IS a lot of grapes, by the way.

You are hilarious! And your son is awesome, too.

Heidi Lee said...

I think James needs to go for 38.

Because James is so much MORE awesome!

KEK said...

i agree with aunt heidi. and 37 is ALOT!!!

KEK

Michelle said...

Thank you for your comments on the blog.
SO needed that.

And, your son is COOL.

kool kenna said...

haha
dude beat my record... 26 :) or i think thats wat it was...